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As a kid, his dad owned a McDonald's and his mom owned a burger king. He ate for free whenever he was hungry. When he got tired of mickie D's, he went to BK, and vice-versa.
Childhood obesity came and the doctors didn't give him too long to live. The make-a-wish foundation gave him his dream of being in the hip-hop industry before he would "die"... but that was like... 15 years ago? Proving his resolve, at the same time proving doctors wrong and he's not gonna soon stop rapping... oops I mean "Rapping".
One thing he never changed from his childhood: He starts his day in a fast food restaurant, ends it that way too, unless his dinner doesn't go down right, in which case, it ends on the crapper.
We love Fat Joe, well not his music, but him. And so we NEED to constantly tell him the two most important words... Jenny Craig... Fat joe, you need Slim Fast... and FAST
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The Lead Guitarist of Aerosmith.
Hes not known for his solo crap,Mostly for beign with the band.
One of the best guitar players ever.
Whos Joe perry??
The best ever
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great guitarist and backup vocalist for the best band ever: Fall Out Boy.
oh yeah and he has a lisp which makes him extra special!
Joe's spin move is sooo cool. I wish i could be like him.
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Being a "Big Joe" Is when a male happens to have an absolutely massive penis, like, ridiculously huge- A Cock big enough to balance a horse on, when it isn't erect. These guys can snap cars in half with one mighty swing.
Their motto tends to be "If it exists, my dick can break it."
When they get erections, only a wormhole could fit the bastards.
Detective - "So far, we have established that the woman was torn in half down the middle, possibly by the insertion of an object into her vagina, which was so big she tore in two."
Detective 2 - "Must have been a Big Joe."
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To finally live up to your potential and finish where everyone else has intended you to finish.
Then to fall back down quicker than you got up, to make a complete Joe Meaning of a situation.
Man you really "Joe Meaning'd" last month, you got MVP and now your in the second team.
What happened?
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A fat mong who wears peado glasses at school and tryst to look up Mrs mulldowneys skirt to.put in his wank bank later on that night
Executing a person by shooting them twice in the chest and twice in the head is known as a little joe.
A roll of 4 the hard way in the game of craps.
Hard way are called such as there is only one way for a pair of dice to come up. For a hard four, it's 2&2. For an easy way four there are two different ways. Either the first die showing 1 and the other die showing 3. Or the first die showing 3 and the other die showing 1.
It is unknown if the craps slang came from the name of the killing technique or vise versa.
Take that rat bastard out back and little joe is punk ass.