July 25

If you were born on this day then you're the baddest bitch in school. You might also be extremely emotionally unstable. You have deep rooted feelings of self hate and a colossal lack of self confidence. Keep your head up tho, you kick ass.

July 25 is the day that great people are born on.

Oh Jack is perfect. Too bad he's too deprecating to see it.

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July 31st

literally the best birthday ever mostly best friends with people born on February 2nd they are really cool people if they’re born that day iykyk and people born on this day are mostly short and have anger issues

isnt harry potter born on july 31st

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28th july

The birthday of someone so annoying that you could slam their arm in a car door and drive off with it still wedged between the door and the body of the car.

Is she a 28th July. Better get the car.

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July 18

If you are born on July 18 you are the best person in the world. You look way better than everyone else and you are a registered PIMP. You are sexy af and u are royalty. P.S. you sexy af.

If you are born on July 18 then you sexy af 🥵 YUHHHH

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July 10th

The date when the biggest mandem is born.
This mandem will grow up to be some next level Pablo Escobar, terrorist, or a multimillionaire business man
This blood messes about during childhood and enlightens other peoples lives

This mandem is a true blessing from god

Person1:when were you born
Persson2:July 10th
Person1:omg I'm so happy to have you in my life

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July 10th

Lick God's Balls Day

Were you born on July 10th? Means you're a fucking God, people need to be worshipping at your feet everyday, but need to be extra on this day

Random Internet Person #1: Man this guy's getting on my nerves, should we go beat the shit out of him?
Random Internet Person#2: We can't, not today, he was born on July 10th, maybe tomorrow

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July 15

Girls who are born on this date, are no doubt in mind are the sexiest and most stunning and hottest girls ever to exist no one cannot resist them period

Guy. When’s your birthday

Girl.July 15 why?
Guy.OMG no wonder your so freaking gorgeous i wanna hang out sometime

Girl okay

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