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Lauren Conrad is the main charactor on a bullshit "reality" tv show caled the Hills. She used to be fat and ugly, now she is chuuby and ugly. She has "beef curtains" and is a pig nose. Hate her as much as me? Give me a thumbs up!!!!!
Lauren Conrad- I am soooo smart and pretty
Me- No, look at the world around you. You see, i live in L.A. and I practically TRIP over girls better looking then you, thinner, and SMARTER! You are a dumb pathetic excuse for a Californian and i hope your show is cancelled. Its not like it is REAL!
Lauren- .......I like ugly boys!.....Do I smell CHEESE!?!?!?!?
*runs into wall*
Me- ......ah, American youth at its best... *sarcasism*
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when a disease ridden whore sleeps with your friends.
How did he get the clap?
He was Lauren Called.
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The hottest girl that is thicker then u can imagine that has the cutest laugh and smile and her personality is amazing she is just perfect all around flawless!
Damn look at Lauren Durbins ass,shittt
a popular kpop stan on tiktok, also an amazing singer, sweetest person you’ll ever meet
imagine being as perfect as lauren drury
Lauren and Chloe are two of the bhaddes bitties out there. They are some of the craziest people this world has ever seen but also some of the coolest people the world has needed. If you ever find a duo like this you know you’re set for life, even if they may seem a little sketchy at first.
Person 1: Hey, did you guys hear about lauren and chloe?
Person 2: YEAH MAN! They are some crazy chicks!!
the gayest mfer ever. him and alexander hamilton were so gay for each other it’s literally crazy. john laurens is literally the definition of gay. he’s also dead so it all makes sense
“i was up all night last night listening to ‘the story of tonight (reprise)’ and crying because john laurens really didn’t make it to see their glory”
“john laurens and alexander hamilton were so in love omg”
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