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An ethereal being, If you find a hot gay being, There is a chance that they are Lesbian Jesus. They lord over and watch over gays. You will know you have met Lesbian Jesus if they bless your fucking soul by saying "Gay gay homosexual gay." NOT ALL GAYS ARE LESBIAN JESUS.
Gay #1: ITS LESBIAN FUCKING JESUS
Gay #2: FUCK WE GOTTA BOW
Lesbian jesus is a gay being
A hot tub full of bubbling cum with two lesbians in it doing lesbian shit
“I’m gonna make lesbian gumbo tonight with my girlfriend”
Lesbians over the age of 50. They try to dress and act younger than they really are
Damn Dana is always talking to those dinosaur lesbians.
A sacrificial lesbian, is basically your very good friend who may identify as not-straight to some degree, while as you during the day in direct sunlight are completely heterosexual. Yet during the night, usually in the presence of being under the influence, do you take your not straight friend and make out/ hook up with them for the sake of zero fucks being given. All heteronormativity returns back to normal the next morning.
Sometimes done for the fun of having a chill person to make out with, sometimes used as a tactic of twat swatting one another.
Straight friend: "I'm totally down for the D"
*Six shots later*
Straight friend: "Yo, where the V at?"
*queue Katy Perry "I kissed a girl"*
Random guy: "So are you two dating?"
Not-straight friend: "No, we're best friends, but tonight I am just her sacrificial lesbian. All will be quiet on the Western Front tomorrow morning though."
A lesbian who is feminine. Yes, not all lesbians look masculine. Many fem lesbians have a hard time being seen as straight, because of the stud stereotypes. You’re
Sexuality doesn’t choose your likings of how to express yourself!
Person: You’re lesbian? You look really girly though?
Me: Im just a feminine lesbian
A Nigga that’s only with woman. (May strap to prove lesbian worth)
“That nigga always with bitches, he must be a nigga lesbian!”
An Informal gathering of lesbians in one place. Collective noun. Plural. More than one lesbian.
Not to be confused with a fisting of lesbians which is a pre-arranged meeting
I walked into the local pub last night and there was a snatch of lesbians hanging around.
I've been back to that pub the last three weeks and I think the snatch has become a fisting as they're still there