Liberal Arts

The study of unemployment.

Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal arts majors).
-Randall Munroe

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Liberal media

A derogatory term used by conservatives to describe the media in order to defend their shitty talking points

“CNN is bashing Trump again, what a surprise coming from the liberal media”.

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limousine liberal

a politically liberal person, especially one who believes in helping the poor, who lives a middle or upper class lifestyle

Conservatives should not just dismiss a person like Ted Turner as limousine liberal.

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Fuck liberals

a phrase commonly used by sub-human idiots who hinder human progress in general.

no f'ing example for you.

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Liberal Scum

Another Hate word Created by the Conservative Culture of Hate.

This word is commonly used to promote prejudice or discrimination against liberals.

David yelled "Liberal Scum" when he say the Pro-Equality demonstrators walk by.

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Liberal Christian

A person who religiously identifies as a Christian but dislikes creeds and religious exclusion in general, has Open Communion, embraces views of salvation that emphasize social and personal transformation as more important than some after-death status conferred by God onto the individual, views the social and moral teachings of Christ as integral to his role as Redeemer of the world, doubts or rejects Biblical inerrancy, is open to panentheistic, pantheistic, and deistic notions of God, and/or is generally allergic to anything that smacks of fundamentalism. Liberal Christians tend to be in mainline Protestant denominations. Liberal Christians are not necessarily liberal in politics, though many of them are. Listening to Christian rock music does not make one a liberal Christian.

The first liberal Christian whose liberal religion I respected was a highschool classmate of mine. We were talking about homosexuality, and she reminded me that among the many things forbidden in the New Testament is that vain and haughty aberration of braided hair on women (which you will find in 1 Timothy 2:9).

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Liberal Republican

1: One who collects fecal matter

2: An idiotic oxymoron

3: A myth

I once thought I was a Liberal Republican, but it turns out I was just a bed-wetter.

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