Dick light

Jesus' huge sweaty bell end. Sometimes jews and christians inherit this property and the end of their nob glows bright red when they spaff.

Mary: omg its glowing!
Joseph: don't worry it runs in the family.
Mary: I know but that's only when you spaff.
Joseph: it must be the light of the world.
Mary:It should be named a dick light!
Joseph: It shall be!

Light-Trash

Someone who is a half-ass redneck

Billy Bob only owns one Stone Cold Steve Austin shirt and he has a job...he is so light-trash.

Harbour light

Another word for a shite.

I'll be out in 5 minutes after I do my harbour light.

light purple

wealth - woman , grateful,eager color

Me; my favorite color is light purple too!
My BF;OMG!that means we might be rich/wealthy one day !
Me;We Will?(I said in suprise)

Led lights

A short term for l.e.d’s

“I have led lights”

Light Turner

Light turner the owner of the death note. his girlfriend mia light almost falls to his death on a ferris wheel but somehow lives and boom movie over

Omg no way is that Light turner and his girlfriend mia??

no way bro it is

Petrol lighting

Gas lighting, but British

"Oi, are you petrol lighting me bloke? I have half a mind to knock your block off where you stand"