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Mallard Lips

To have the lips resemebling the bill of a Canadian Mallard duck (Anas platyrhynchos)

Bailey L. had mallard lips

by alvin maker January 27, 2007


salmon lips

An overweight bulbous white male, who has pasty white skin with a pinkish hue, whose lip color matches his skin tone.

Look how stupid that salmon lipped bastards 1/4 socks look. #notacop #salmon lips

by Mitchellshost October 13, 2022


wigger lipped

when a white person nigger lips a joint or cigarette, and then when confronted, completely deny the allegation and begin to emote gangsterly as an attempt to intimidate the smoke-sharers into disregarding that his/her big dumbass chili-bowl lips soaked that shit

ted: "why the fuck is this joint so wet"

destructocon: "fred wigger lipped it"

fred: "no i fucking didnt u bonk ass niggas, say it again, bet i knock yo dome"

ted: "fred thats a nice suit, whered u get it from"

by joseph_salchurtinski August 5, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


horse lips

A reference to a females labia (as in the lips of her vagina) which after years of abuse and over indulgence have developed their own motor skills and as such have become profoundly large. In many cases as can be witnessed in the terminal bar whore variety the horse lips can be visible dangling pursed below the hem of many a mini-skirt slavering,rictused waiting for a meal. Some accounts mention an event where an extremely distended set of horse lips actually snatched a smothered burrito from a passing serving tray on it's way to a dismayed customer. Still other accounts warn of horse lips for they may hide horse teeth. A keen eye can spot horse lips on a pant clad woman...the horse lips will appear as two one pound slabs of liver jammed into the front pockets.

The velvety smooth horse lips enveloped her lovers head and he was heard from nevermore

by Jannasauras Rex February 24, 2005

54๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


camel lips

taking a used condom, inflating it with air, and then pinching each side of the opening such that the condom makes a high pitched squeal and spits out the man juice within.

last night i got a little bored with just throwing away the condom so i gave my wife the camel lips.

by gspot2404 January 3, 2005

80๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


blunt lip

the result of rolling and smoking so many blunts that your lips start to get sore from constantly being in contact with the tobacco of the blunt skin.

Dude, you roll this one. I've rolled like 30 blunts today and I've got some serious blunt lip going on.

by Mike Blizz December 20, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nigger lips

When smoking out of a pipe/bong you get it and its all wet from someones spit. The first time you give the person a warning, if it happens again, its counted as a party foul.

Aww man dont give me the pipe back with your nigger lips all over them!

by Xantam November 15, 2009

37๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž