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Young Long-A fat selfish whore, Who only cares about himself....and fooooood. Liek tha cookie crisp commercial...and getz horny off of it...muahahah...hes in love with a turkey leg
Omg...He ate 10000 lb of food, and then didnt get up for 30 days...and then mazde love with the chiken...omg he is such a young long!
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Bra size for an elderly woman who has lost her perky breast.
In her hayday Grandma was a hottie with 34D's- now she is a 36 long!
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alright,lemme tell you something....long island (where i was born) is not all rich,white,jewish.ok,im italian and i come from long island.long island isnt that far from the city...its about an hour away,its also not all rich,it has its slums so theres no need to keep saying that the kids here drive mercedes to school....and yes we do have a distinct accent but not every long islander talks like fran drescher
my parents were from brooklyn and im from long island bitches!!
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Basketball jargon, used when a player converts a 3-pointer.
Rip Hamilton sank a pair of Long Toms in Detroit's victory over Cleveland.
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The act of permanently removing a girlfriend from one's life. The scenario goes like this "said boyfriend" is doing his girl from behind and keeps drilling her while asking,"Are you there yet (getting close to orgasm)?" She would say no, no, etc., but once she finally says yes, jump off and kick her punt style in the vagina.
I found out she was cheating on me so I 4th and Longed her down my steps.
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Long Hill (Long Hill Township, NJ) in a nutshell.
Its a long hill with a swamp in it. It has mostly white, Asians, and Hispanics. Being in that order of most to least. And most of them are generally pale, somehow Italian, Greek, Russian, Polish, French, Dutch, English, and/or German, and half or more of the people there wear glasses or contacts.
40% of people there are Republican, 20% Democrat, and another 40% couldn't give a rat's ass.
Most people there mind their own business. Businesses there are nice. You can get cheap gas from what are likely friendly Russians. You can get ok priced food from what appear to be Greeks. Despite what people say, you're more likely to see someone of North European descent than of Mediterranean.
Its the place for either bike riding, walking around in a swamp (which still has trails), or meet generally friendly people (generally 65-95%, but you'll likely get a mean person. That's X-COM baby) who really just want to be left alone.
If you live there, you likely live there because its not too far from the highway, but not too close either.
Or you have a job there. If you live there, you likely play a sport, have a hobby, work out, read lots of books, surf the web, play Steam, and/or chill with friends.
If you're visiting, its likely cause you have friends here, you're passing through, or you going to the occasional estate sale.
If you find a lost chicken, return it to an old looking Asian man.
Douchebag - Yo, I heard all you fat, ugly Italians live in Long Hill, you all are fat cops with fat children. Herp derp, swag yolo.
Guy 1 - WTF is this guy's problem?
Guy 2 - Wanna kill him?
Guy 3 - I'll go get the Saturn & the axe.
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The Al long is one crazy mofucka. This virginity snatcher will call u a fat assed dirty slut then turn around and fuck your girlfriend right in the balloon knot, and she will fuckin love it. Overall one crazy cocky fucking sexy beast. PS cech licks
Your so Al Long man, u just called that guy a cumrag then u fucked his lottery working biaaatcch right in the cornhole, fuck man ur so AL LONG
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