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A person who is simultaneously beautiful and morbidly obese.
Tess Holliday is a MEGA JACKPOT.
When you light out on some sort of vape pen twice
“Dude, did you see that guy over there take that mega hit? He’s crazy!”
Basically an intense form of shotting alcohol (of your choice) following these steps:
-Add tabasco sauce to your shot.
-Snort cocaine/salt (for pussies)
-Do a handstand
-Take 4 shots at once
-Scream "Well there goes my cookies"
-Punch at least 3 people in the face
-Get naked and do a victory dance.
"Wanna do a shot?"
"Make it a Mega Shot of Doomfish ;)"
Its after Finger Free February and its the same ass Destroy Dick December but Mega Masturbation Mars is for girls
Girl 1:Are you going to do Mega Masturbation Mars?
Girl 2:Yes
A catchphrase that is versatile in many situations, such as a greeting, an exclamation, or an adjective.
"Did you finish that test last period?"
"Yeah, I finished it with 30 seconds left until the bell."
"YO MEGA"
The single huge smoke stack that people put on their diesel pick up truck in order to compensate for their incredibly small penis.
"Look at the mega stack on that truck. That dumbass must have like a two inch dick!"