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Megan ward is something else. Parents and children should be afraid. She is often found lurking in Cuisle chanting Girls want Girls and slowly questioning peoples relationship statuses . She has a thing for posh boys and is not allowed within 500 meters of Mary’s. She likes men with non-existent hairlines and can be found at the vending machine with a bottle of energizer begging Sarah to top up her Revolut for a packet of oven baked.
“Hey have you seen Megan Ward around?” “No and I’m lucky for it”
GURRLL you are such a Megan Jerez at fly swatting
A movie where 2 girls gets the D from a guy with a torture fetish. And for some reason the Barrel has a harem
Person A: have you seen Megan is Missing?
Person B: Oh the one where the Barrel has a harem?
Person C: yeah
Celebrity: "Wow, I am so famous."
Person: "Are you Megan Hoxie?"
Celebrity: "No."
Person: "Then you're not famous."
Is defined as a beautifuly talented and exceptionally magnificent. She has dyed black hair and has brown eyes. With a height of 5'2" she has every man in the rooms attention when she comes into any place or room. She is competent and confident but she'll most likely tell you otherwise. You're just not that important to her because your wit is match for hers. If you run into a Megan just remember that she is the dopest and never let go.
Do you know that girl?
No? Why should I?
Because she is Megan the dopest.
The bestest girlfriend in the whole world I love her lots and lots.
we are a squad, i hope you suffer because we are the best bitches out there. once their together, they wont break up so if u try to break them up we will cut you i promise. dont mess w/ us because we are the baddest bitches out there and you will be dead if you try to split this shit. bad bitch #12and3 O U T!
we are the baddest bitches, megan akira and rhys will cut u! watch out.