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Juan, Jose, Carlos, Luis, Jesus, Manuel, Antonio, Francisco, Alejandro, Fernando. There are very Common In Mexico.
Mexican Names are the Best
When one has to use the toilet and has extremely liquified diarrhea, to the point where all the liquid shit flows out of ones anus, as a waterfall. This action usually occurs after one has had particularly bad Mexican food, or just eats very unhealthily
Person 1: “how was your day, bro?”
Person 2: “ awful. It was going pretty good, but when I went to take a shit, I had a Mexican waterfall instead! I haven’t been able to walk normally all day after that!”
When the chick is lying on her back on top of the guy's stomach (guy is on his back as well), then the guy fucks her from behind but flips his dick over her crotch and into her forbidden zone in a hook motion.
Bitch 1: Oh my god, sex with Chris was unbelievable..
Bitch 2: Aww damnnn girllll, how was it??
Bitch 1: That nigga knows how to treat a girl & he knows so much shit, I liked the Mexican Hookshot. He invented it, ya dig?
Bitch 2: Girl, I gotta get me some fine ass up in this joint so Ima try dat shit, hoe. But first, Ima run to the 7-11 for some rubbers hoe, peace up.
A "drink" made with water, lemon/lemon juice, and a fuck load of tobasco sause. It can be ordered anywhere as long as you have these ingredients and a group of guys fooling a friend
Hey Pierre! Try some of this mexican sunrise!
When you eat out a Mexican girl on her period.
“Yo dude, last night this girl I hooked up with was on her period but I had myself a good old Mexican Smoothie.”
when you have peformed anal and have finished you or someone else (3rd party) ether get a straw or use your lips to get the cum out
those two girls last night were dirty, they let me do a mexican blowpipe to them
When two men are performing oral and anal sex on a willing female participant and following intercouse they kick her out and make her pay for own way home. Sombrero optional.
Dude, John and I Mexican walled this nubile last night.