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A classic children's rhyme, often used on the playground and in the lower east side of the Bronx to torment those with the name Michael.
Michael Michael Motorcycle, turn the key and watch him pee.
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walks like a pimp with a limp! has theee huggest anaconda penis ever!
he swears like he is the best rapper ever!! you go to him if you need a ride! even if its right before a game! he willl finish you chinese food for you when you cant! and he has all the tight hookups of nozz!!
everyone loves michael!! especially girls named jasmine and destiny<3
girl#1-my boyfriend sucks butt.face! he won't take me to turnbull..
girl#2-aww you should of found a michael
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This guy is the pengest person you will ever meet. He is great at everything such as sport drums and overall talented. This guy gets all the girls .
Michael can pull girls left right and center like betany
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the best guy in the history of the planet that none is better than
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Michael’s an attractive guy that gets every girls attention literally any girl that comes to school gets scooped by this whore of a man . Even in a tight sealed relationship he would still go and ask some innocent girl for nudes making her brainwashed that he likes her and then soon her titties will be around school she’ll get depressed sad overwhelmed all because michael fucking petite decided to be a slut. if u have a michael or if u ever run into michael. run bc the first thing he’ll ask for is nudes . :v unfaithful ass bitch.
-SMMS ❤️
girl:i’m dating michael i can’t believe it he likes me !!
Friend:well sucks to be u hope ur nudes get leaked .
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a person who dates one girl after another. often says "lolcats" to EVERYTHING. obnoxious. all he does is skate. he will use you just for attention. his mom is a stripper. he'll tell you he loves you then an hour later he will break up with you.
me: ahhh i just broke my arm it hurts
michael: lolcats
me: lets hang out
michael: lolcats
michael: baby i love you.
*two hours later*
michael: i love you but im breaking up with you.
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"That guy right there, is a total Michael"
"Oh so he's a cunt"
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