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Lead singer of the Beach Boys, reviled amongst their fans. Has got a nice voice, sang lead on « Here Today » and « That’s not me ».
Bob : Hey, who’s your favourite member of the Beach Boys ?
Jim : Well, it’s not Mike Love for sure. That guy’s probably a Nazi.
Bob : Yeah, fuck him.
Very talented person a Mike-Tew is often the most loving person you will ever meet they also white dudes. Tews for Tew
That's a Mike-Tew The White Dude
An all powerful being that controls the universe and all of meme science.
All hail Juicy Mike
Best Kpop English-rapping rapper, whose English raps actually make sense ( I'm looking at you, every other Kpop rapper). If KOLA didn't disband so soon, he would've taken over the entire kpop industry
"I just listened to a Kpop english rap which made sense"
"omg you listen to KOLA??? mike choi is my bias too"
A Blaseball player or otherwise person notorious for being a disappointment, a loser, and overall, a total disgrace. Usually a traitor, often a shameful pitcher, and most definitely a tryhard.
Mike Townsend will throw the ball in the air to catch it and try to look cool, but them *miss* catching the ball on the way down, so he just drops it on the ground and has to bend down and pick it up again like nobody saw him drop it. He will then absolutely proceed to pitch the ball in the same way to the same place every time like an asshole.
"The waterboy looks down on him as he picks up the ball. It's another awful day, another awful day for Mike Townsend."
"Mike Townsend better end up in flames."
When a man ejaculates his semen into another man's urethra, the recipient then ejaculates their combined load to make the Mike's Doubleshot.
"Man, a Mike's Doubleshot in the morning keeps me going all day long."
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Another nickname for Michael Jackson's large penis.
Mike Jr. Is really showing today
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