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Shrimp Money

When a shrimp molted and his new shell is looking fresh.

Damn, did you see Funk Shrimps new shell? He got that shrimp Money!

by Funk Shrimp April 12, 2023


smoking money

When you smoke expensive weed or an expensive cigar.

I got this top shelf weed and tonight were smoking money!

by Cannajin May 24, 2020


Stupid money

An amount of money (usually a lot) that can be disposed of without any consequences or downsides (not nervous etc. to spend it).

Some sports teams spend stupid money to have certain players on their rosters.

by Original Orangutans October 17, 2019


Sneeze Money

Noun: Money owed to a person who has said "God bless you" more than three times in a row to a person who is sneezing. The first three "God Bless You" sneezes are free, any additional "God bless you" statements in response to another sneeze are paid in $5 increments.

Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you, that's $5 in sneeze money that you now owe me."

by guysm1ley April 17, 2023


Joe Money

Joe money is the nickname of Joseph Loewen, a famous basketball high-school player, he likes to spend his free time at a church named university vineyard.

Joe money more like joseph loewon

by Kevlosch January 29, 2022


All of the money

A greek phrase for a good situation.

Mary's shoes are all of the money!

by tbomb12345 June 18, 2018


Money Slut

These ladies are the filth of society. They search out a partner and the only attribute that is of interest to them is financial. Often seen with gentlemen twice their age, or in large expensive vehicles. They very rarely have children as they are too selfish to look after anyone except themselves. These ladies are the same as whores, except they have to stay with the client until he dies, then claims the money that the client (husband) has left her.

Samuel: Wasn't the funeral sad, I didn't see any tears from the dead mans widow though, I thought it was his daughter until Debbie told me it was his wife.
Mark: Yeah, she's a "Money Slut", she was fucking behind his back for years, I even had a piece of her ass last May. She's loaded now though.

by Paul Fleming July 10, 2006

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