your mother

I am doing her rn 😀

I had (devils tango) with your mother

Your mother.

Your mother.

Guy1: Your mother was fun in bed last night
Guy2: What?
Guy1: What?
Santa Claus: What?
Satan: What?
God: What?
Your mother.: What?
Everyone else: What?

Your Mother

me

Zelda, aka me, is your mother.

Your mother

She's fat and dumb

Your mother's so fat, when she gets on an elevator, she has no choice but to go down!

Your mother.

Something polite you say when you dont know what too say

waiter: what would you like to eat?
you: hmmm, ill think about it. Your mother.

Your Mother

The person that can't get enough of my cock

Your mother stroked my genetals last night

Your mother

Is a big PB&J wrong in your ass

Your mother