cut a muffin

To fart. Any type of fart. Doesn't have to be audible

"Oh, man, I've been cutting muffins all night!"
"That's disgusting!"
"Hey, atleast I'm not gonna crap my pants!"

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Stud Muffin

An extremely adorable guy, who doesn't realize how adorable he really is.

He is very compatible with a Love Muffin

Im a Love Muffin looking for my Stud Muffin

Mr and Mrs Muffin!!!!

Love Muffin

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puffy muffin

a vagina that has very chubby pussy lips

person 1: hey justin, did you lose your glasses in that puffy muffin?
person 2: no adam, i didn't go down.

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Aw Muffin

Obvious fake sympathy for someone whos problems you don't care about.

Friend is upset about something you don't care about

Friend:....and then my mom said I couldn't get a turtle and name it Kendra!!!!
You: Aaaaaaaaw muffin

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yarg muffins

The snowish heirs to the universe. They are packed with steroids and invisible bacon cheddar bits. Constantly snowing, never suspended and always delcicious when hungersy, plus seven.

-GIMME THE YARG MUFFINS!
-No! Im hungersy and they are delcicious, dont make me pwn you, noobie.

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ass muffin

a term of endearment. A term an ass master may call someone they consider a friend.

My little ass muffin is home.

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Scuffin Muffin

A girl with a bad body but a nice face.

You know that really fat girl? Her face is actually kind of nice. She's such a scuffin muffin.

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