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(n) An event or situation causing an otherwise sane and/or well behaved person to go on a killing spree.
Person 1: Dude, what's your murder switch?
Person 2: If a new Spider-Man movie is made, that would definitely do it.
"Gobble Gobble, Biiiiiiiitch."
"Wowzers! You really are a murderous turkey!"
Because if you watch me make them, I have to kill you.
Dick: Hey, what are you doing in there?
Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!
Warning: This contains information on the psychopath we like to call, Boba Murderer. Boba was born on March 23rd, Boba has a very wild personality. Being the simp she is, she has a history of being a flirt in her real life school. Boba has threatened to break my ankles at least 200 times. Boba loves doing anything DreamTeam Related!! Her hobbies include: Binge watching minecraft manhunt, drawing, listening to music, annoying me, and playing minecraft! She likes calling me gay alot, i just don't mind and try to ignore it.
POTATO: "BOBA MURDERER, NEW YOUTUBER HUH?"
BOBA: "I LEGIT MOVED CHANNELS- YOU WERE THERE!?"
POTATO: "HEYSHUTUPIMANIDIOT-
Any firearm created with the specific purpose of harming human beings.
"If anybody steps on my property, I am obliged to shoot them with my murder gun because I imagine they intend to kill me no matter what they say or do," said Billy Joe Bob Ledbetter.
When one kills two people and then kills themselves.
After Jenna killed John and Nadia, she killed herself because she couldn't stand the thought of living without John. By doing this she committed Murder Murder Suicide.
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When you take a shit so hard the fabric of space-time starts shaking.
Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.