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A bunch of really gay people that think there cool but really arent. They say they dont want to be a conformist and be like normal people so they go and conform with another group.
Their music is really terrible and consists of guitarist who are really god aweful and have probably never played the guitar in there life and there singer usually has the voice of a three year old girl, but they woud probably sound better if they got the cock out of their mouth.
You can usually find an emo/qweer in the arcade of a mall playing dance dance revolution or in hot topic, where all there gay clothes are sold. There hair is usually a different color every other week and it comes down to there jaw bone on one side of there face and is straightend and the back is really spikey and looks like it could be wrung out with grease to cook bacon with. They wear black or gray usually with a little bit of pink and have fingerless gloves that come up to there elbows usually because they dont realize how gay it looks. You can usually find an emo wearing about 3242 spiked wrist bands that they never take off not even to shower.
Emos dont like sports. For many reasons, mostly because they suck balls in sports. But also because it requires that you put forth effort and there so lazy they dont want to do that. Another reason is because most jocks make fun of and beat up emos...because there gay.
You can also identify an emo by the 22374293472934729374 peircings in there face, mostly in the lips, nose, or ears. It is also easy to point out an emo because they will be jacking off to Harry Potter, or anime crap. They usually wear skin tight pants because they have no ball sack anymore, and are the scrawniest human beings in the world.
Emos are just a bunch of gay losers that caint make friends so they formed there own little cliche
Confused Girl: Gosh your hott! I just love that your wearing the same pants as me and that i could probably beat your ass if i wanted to...I want you to fuck me right now!
Emo: Haha no way, what do you think i am...normal. I dont like girls and besides i dont have a penis anymore so i caint have sex with you.
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an emo is someone who is more emotionally aware of the world. For some reason they are hated by chavs who like to say things like dont cry little emo kid emos generally have side fringes and listen to bands like Panic! at the disco, My chemical Romance and Fall out Boy etc. They wear skinny jeans and eyeliner =D
Chav: Aww, don't cry little emo kid!
Emo: Excuse Me, can you please leave me alone.
Chav: is the lickle emo getting emo?
Emo: Excuse Me please.
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bunch of idiots who have no real problems, but they just want attention from others because they cant occupy themselves. they all believe they are different but here at my school, all of them look exactly the same, the black choppy hair, blonde highlights, tight jeans, and converse shoes. they all hang around a corner somewhere, doin whatever emos do. but you know somethin? they clamin they are sad and depressed, but in reality, they are laughing and happy, and just use that sadness as a disguise. bunch of morons if you ask me. they also are the biggest cheaters in the world.
emos are just horrible. never go out with them.
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1. Another really annoying label started by some loser who had no life.
2.Usually a whiny little adolescent boy or girl who thinks they are "rebellious" or a "non-conformist". They think their life sucks, so they waste their time cutting their wrists and hurting themselves instead of finding ways to make it better.
A lot of these people actually have no problems and are rich little liars who pretend to be emo to "fit in" with a select few people. Posers
Some of these people actually have a really bad life(example: abuse, neglect, poverty, disease, ect.), but still do nothing about but hurt themselves even more.
The worst type of emo is the kids who don't even cut themselves but make it appear as if they did, they will pretend to have issues that some real kids have. Saying their parents abuse them or they have been raped. When people who have actually had this happen to them, live with it much better or at least try to be happy.
Most shop at Hot Topic and Thrift stores.
3. A genre of music that some how spawned into a label.
1. "Check out that emo fag!"
2. "My life is so horrible, my girlfriend just dumped me for my bestfriend, no one ever pays attention to me, and my parents took away my convertible for screaming at them and calling them a prick. I'm going to kill myself"
"Instead of doing that how about you stop being such a pussy and do something proactive for once."
3. "Listen to this awesome emo band i found!"
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Comedian. Full name "Emo Philips"
In the world of monotone joke tellers throwing plastic grins in front of simulated brick walls at comedy clubs across the country it is always a breath of fresh air when a comedian is able to stand out not only on his persona but also on extremely well written material. And out of those comedians with the possible exception of Bill Hicks and Denis Leary few are able to find monumental success not only in United States but also over in Europe. Which brings us to Emo Philips.
If you have never heard or seen Emo perform it would be very difficult to describe. As one reviewer writes: "With his Prince Valiant haircut, wide-eyed expression of innocence and gawky gestures, Emo Philips has an individual, albeit bizarre, style."
But behind the unsettling persona lays some of the best written material found any place. Practically a staple on television during the comedy boom Emo continues to entertain people with his extremely clever and well honed material.
I watched Emo straddle a rabbit.
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emos are people who want to be different and unique. There are two types of emo - real emos (no these are not the ones that cut themselves and moan about how depressed they all are with there terrible lives)but instead they maybe truely appreciate the music scene, like the clothes as a sign of individuality and not dress exactly the same as the other emos. The other type are wannabe emos - people who have been self-confessed emos for all of about 5 minuites, they dress and act like an emo but may have been a chav first (chemo-chav emo). These people usally cut themselves for attention or to seem emo, talk openly about their depression (and if you were depressed you would not be doing this-clever people) and moan constantly about how awful their life is when, most probably, the worst thing that happened to them in the past month was having their phone taken off them for a few hours. oh the horror. how ever will they cope :p
bands now listed as emo include: my chem 'slit your wridsts, it isnt that much fun', taking back sunday, the used 'go slit your own throat', thursday, hawthorne heights-'cut my wrists and black my eyes...' (basically anything on about how emotional love/depression/or just general hatred for the world is)
but then what song isnt emotional, isnt that kindof the point. This is the argued debate, is celine dion not emo then 'my heart will go on' yeah. you see my point.
basically emo is something that people will be able to look back on and smile as they realise how young and naive they were way back when. For now its cool, most people dont hurt themselves and it puts people in touch with their emotional side. Plus they have really hot hair and tbh its better than being a chav on street corners with a spray can.
outfit:
studded belts,
skinny jeans (black usually),
band tops,
polka dot vest tops,
black/polka dot hoodies,
black hair,
heavy eyeliner,
powdered face,
black messed up converse,
vans slipons,
rave attire to go out normally (wannabes)
its fantastic, dont take the piss :)
'omg look at her hair. what an emo f**'
'f*** off and leave me alone.'
'ohh look the little emos gonna start crying'
'hey, i'd prefer to cry and be me than have to wear that lovely tracksuit with socks tucked in the pants. fashion crisis,much mate.'
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a bunch of fuck nut stupid dumb cunt mother fuckers, who are hated by everyone, and this makes them sad, so they do more things that make everyone hate them, like hate themselves. They deserve mass gassing, and hitler would have foccused upon this race instead of the Jews, along with teeny boppers, these people are not people, they are god's joke, they are the sperm that should have died on the way to the womb, they are the babies that should have been aborted after birth. Usually dressed in black, these stupid fucking cunts always hunt in packs, a black aura hovers around them.
Non emo #1: WHat do you do if you see two emos hanging out?
Non emo #2: I dunno, what?
Non emo #1: Cut em' down.
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