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When you have a boner and you need to sit down and wait for the erection to go away.
*Guy 1: let's go over to those girls and talk to them.
*Guy 2: hang on, I gotta take a dick nap. I've been looking at them for too long.
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A quickie while you child is taking a nap.
Dad :"Kid just got down for a nap". Mom: " Hurry. We have time for nap sex."
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To pass out from drinking too much alcohol.
After the banquet, Mrs. Reynolds needed to take a serious dirt nap, yo.
Cooper needs a dirt nap.... even though he's a dog.
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A mid-day recharge nap being taked for being mentally not physically tired.
Enjoy your depression nap, you said bitch.
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The act of resting with your eyes closed for less than five hours.
Realynn took a power nap when she finished work.
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To be buried alvie, as in taking a nap under the dirt. Olg mobsters used to threaten this as punishment for unaccepted behavior.
Guy 1: If you don't bring our money you'll be taking a dirt nap.
Guy 2: Oh, please not that.
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A power nap taken on a plane, bus or train where you use your knees as pillows.
Tori was so tired on the flight to New Orleans that she took a lap nap.
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