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Tourist's Neck

A colloquial name for an affliction that consists of neck and shoulder tension as the result of continual craning of the neck to look behind one's shoulder; presumed to be in fear of assailants in a foreign and unfriendly place.

Coined in the early 70s when European tourists to New York City (during its period of high crime and dysfunction) would persistently look behind their shoulders to check up on sketchy locals after hearing countless horror stories of brazen muggers and bloodthirsty thugs from overwrought TV reports—and would strain their necks to the point of stiffness because of the excessive compression.

Alfhild got a bad case of Tourist's Neck after visiting Los Angeles and needed an ice pack to relieve his stress; those special reports on downtown drive-by shootings were overkill.

by vanguardxl August 07, 2009


Chilli Neck

When a man sticks his dick in a girls ass and she shits on it.

Ew babe you just gave me a chilli neck!

by CloudXysti June 10, 2019


lava neck

A neck that looks melted as a result of a nasty and unfortuante bout with the acne.

Mark Mcguire has has a massive case of the lava neck!

by cheapfajita October 23, 2006


Neck Mane

Hair growing out of control on the back of a male's head.

Jason: "So my neck mane is gettin' pretty out of control. I can't decide what I want to do with it"

Paul: "Bro, it's almost LAX season, you gotta keep the flow goin'"

by brozo-the-clown December 03, 2010


City Necks

Weak yankees from and raised in the North trynna act country. Usually from the burbs, Drives a truck and thinks He/ She, is a real redneck.

Ricky: Damn! Did you see that redneck beat the shit out of that Nigger AND that cityneck boy! Weak ass City Necks!
Johnny: Yeah, That was Joseph the Rebel, Don't fuck with them good Ol' boys from Florida!

by T5Joey July 17, 2016


bobble-neck

also refered to as "chicken head", one that is very fluid with the neck, bobble action used when either showing emotion to coincide with verbal assault or oral pleasure, visually identical to a "bobble head" doll

My girlfriends are bunch of bobble-necks....all they do is talk shit about men all day.

or

I hooked up with this bobble neck last night...the way she moved her head....she really knew how to duck sick.

by Bruce Da Truth August 08, 2006


Neck Brace

When he wraps his hands around your neck and chokes you during sexual intercourse.

"I love a good neck brace"

by wrektdpussy2017 November 25, 2017