Random
Source Code

Tourist's Neck

A colloquial name for an affliction that consists of neck and shoulder tension as the result of continual craning of the neck to look behind one's shoulder; presumed to be in fear of assailants in a foreign and unfriendly place.

Coined in the early 70s when European tourists to New York City (during its period of high crime and dysfunction) would persistently look behind their shoulders to check up on sketchy locals after hearing countless horror stories of brazen muggers and bloodthirsty thugs from overwrought TV reportsβ€”and would strain their necks to the point of stiffness because of the excessive compression.

Alfhild got a bad case of Tourist's Neck after visiting Los Angeles and needed an ice pack to relieve his stress; those special reports on downtown drive-by shootings were overkill.

by vanguardxl August 7, 2009

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Chilli Neck

When a man sticks his dick in a girls ass and she shits on it.

Ew babe you just gave me a chilli neck!

by CloudXysti June 10, 2019

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


lava neck

A neck that looks melted as a result of a nasty and unfortuante bout with the acne.

Mark Mcguire has has a massive case of the lava neck!

by cheapfajita October 23, 2006

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Neck Mane

Hair growing out of control on the back of a male's head.

Jason: "So my neck mane is gettin' pretty out of control. I can't decide what I want to do with it"

Paul: "Bro, it's almost LAX season, you gotta keep the flow goin'"

by brozo-the-clown December 3, 2010

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


City Necks

Weak yankees from and raised in the North trynna act country. Usually from the burbs, Drives a truck and thinks He/ She, is a real redneck.

Ricky: Damn! Did you see that redneck beat the shit out of that Nigger AND that cityneck boy! Weak ass City Necks!
Johnny: Yeah, That was Joseph the Rebel, Don't fuck with them good Ol' boys from Florida!

by T5Joey July 17, 2016

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


bobble-neck

also refered to as "chicken head", one that is very fluid with the neck, bobble action used when either showing emotion to coincide with verbal assault or oral pleasure, visually identical to a "bobble head" doll

My girlfriends are bunch of bobble-necks....all they do is talk shit about men all day.

or

I hooked up with this bobble neck last night...the way she moved her head....she really knew how to duck sick.

by Bruce Da Truth August 8, 2006

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


frog neck

The act of giving a blow job or head .

My wife gave me some good frog neck last night .
That hooker gives the best frog neck.

by crvtkd1 January 20, 2010

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž