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Something everyone loves but claim they despise because then they’ll sound less problematic.
Carmen: I fucking hate drama!
Inner thoughts: lmao NOTT! that shit keeps me woke
Having to work with someone who's wife facetimed them at work all day
Today was nothing but drama. We bearly got anything done at work due to Jessica facetimng jangalang all day
DrAmAaAaA!!! The drama abounds! There's so much of it right now and it's kind of relevant to me... Which makes it relevant to everyone... by extension... Hey, wouldn't it have been funny if I just stopped forever after that last one? No such luck! Drama has occurred! And now I must comment on it.
Hym "Drama? What drama? Of what do I speak? Let's see.... Domestic violence! It's on the rise. Not in general but in 1 ultra specific instance that is peripherally associated to me. So, to that I say.... Tsk tsk! You know, there's no shame in being worse at writing edge lord comedy than me, ok? I wrote a bible and am literally the deity of that. BUUUUUUUT in the context of my whatever-you-call-it it's funny that I said I would beat my wife over retard group-home sex and now I'm like the retard and people's wives are getting beat. Which constitutes me being right! 🎉🎊🎈🎊🎆🎈🎉🎆 WOOHOO! Right again! Retard sex and/or anything vaguely analogous to retard sex leads to wife beating. 100% of the time. Drama number 2! Infighting! Betrayal! It's so compelling! Not as compelling as my eternal rivalry with JeepJorp but... Whatever. Still pretty compelling. I am shocked and impressed you turned down the offer. I mean... You know he wants you to shill for him right? The dork-peasant? He'll have you looking like some medieval currency over there. Ha! Too funny man. Don't let them Jew you into that 'owning your likeness in perpetuity' shit. Dave would not approve. Speaking of likeness, remember when you guys used my likeness to mock your political enemies? Brian Stelter is a sad clown. Joe Biden is a sad clown. Sailor Socialist talking a bunch of shit. Educated herself a little bit and still adorable... but talking shit none the less! Remember that? Good times..."
Something you wouldn't want to get involved with.
People should stop getting in the way of others' business and create more drama.