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The act of performing cunnilingus on a pregnant woman being interrupted by her water breaking.
I was going down on Pregnant Peggy when her water broke. Oyster soup all over my face.
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When someone types a long and involved text message or Facebook post that contains no punctuation or capital letters whatsoever
Dude 1 - Man, did you see Lizzie's FB post just now ?
Dude 2 - Hell Yeah, it made no sense at all - talk about Word Soup !
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A various concoction of illegal drugs, taken concurrently, the effects of which cannot be anticipated. A for acid, B for barbiturate, C for coke, D for dope, E for ecstasy, F for fungus, G for GHB, H for heroin etc. etc.
The most hardcore experiences often come when you do not prepare the soup yourself.
Man, he was just freakin' out - like he'd had an alphabet soup or somethin.
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4 fat guys from Texas. If they weren't musically gifted, they would be complete losers. I think they're good, but you dumbasses are arguing if they're good or not. I side with neither and will mock you both. First, they are a good band and this obsession with 1985, it isnt a nonsense song. It's about a woman remembering how she loved the 80's but the fans don't give a damn and don't understand the song. Second, they aren't a punk band. They might have the right to be since they were all losers in school(I'm pretty sure they were) unlike this jackasses like My Chemical Romance. They don't complain that their life sucks in their songs. And for people who think they're punk, these songs pertain to absolutely NOBODY! Everyone thinks there life sucks, but they aren't as bad as they think. You just ruin your own life. Anyway, I could have stopped at "4 fat guys from Texas"
Bowling for Soup used to be complete losers in high school.
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While performing cunnilingus, the male simulates all 26 letters of the alphabet on the labia/clitoral area of the female. It is customary to repeat certain letters such as "M", "O" and "Z".
I fed my girlfriend Donna a bowl of alphabet soup last night. She came 4 times!!
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Sweating profusely to the point it runs down your back and into your ass crack producing a foul odored sticky mess in your undershorts.
Damn it's hot out today! So bad I had a case of ass soup as I walked to the store.
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A thick, soup like excrement mixture, that sprays forth from the anus without warning, and may result in mud butt if not taken care of immediately.
sally: "so what would you like for dinner Indian food or Mexican"
jack: "golly if those are my only choices, where every we end up eating I will be serving up a hot steamy bowl of poop soup when we get home"
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