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When a person farts near the air intake of a CPAP machine, forcing the fart air through their nose. The CPAP version of a dutch oven.
Jesus man... I had really bad gas last night and I woke up choking after I gave myself a dutch injection.
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When one passes wind whilst receiving fellatio under the covers
Goodness gracious me Fleur, that Dutch breakfast was much too much for me. I'm full now.
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A Dutch oven is when u fart under the covers a bed and don’t air it out. As a result you will end up with a warm and smelly surprise.
Girl: I don’t sleep with Cormac anymore.
Guy: Why?
Girl: Because every time I’m trying to fall asleep I’m hit with a Dutch Oven
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When you fart underneath the blankets, and then pull the covers over your head so you can smell your own gas is all of it's glory.
Dave: "Whats that smell?"
Kendell: "Sorry I just did a Dutch Oven"
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When you poop the bed with someone else in the bed with you.
Kevin gave his new girlfriend a Dutch elm.
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Similar to the Dutch Rudder. When a partner assists you with placing your own fingers in your anus and continues thrusting your hand for stimulation.
She wouldn't have sex with me but i did get her to give me a dutch muffler.
My asshole is still sore from that dutch muffler my girl gave me last night.
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where a man creates a halo on the other persons head out of his spunk.
"last night i recieved a dutch halo, i wonder if it's good for my hair!!"
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