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Urinating in public places, where you can be easily seen. Urination can be performed anywhere, day or night, as long as you are not obstructed from view. This is typically performed on objects that people touch, like door handles, or parking meters, and is especially common to be conducted on local schools. It can also be performed on local landmarks, or anything else considered humourous. Lying about places you have urinated on is strictly forbidden.
"Dude, i just drenched my teachers car door Mississauga styles."
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230 million years ago before dogs ever existed, Dinosaurs used to mate "doggy style". Until this very day there is no stated fact to how it originally started due to lack of solid evidence but there are two theories discussed among paleontology scholars worldwide:
1- Dinos themselves invented the so called "doggy style" when a Deinonychus male who fell on top of an offguarded female who was bent over checking its eggs resulting in unintended surprise buttsecks. A T-rex witnessed the whole incident but couldn’t make much of the details happening between the proportionally tiny creatures and took it as the newest trend in dino mating techniques. Later that night a T-rex carcus was found with its heart ripped out. It wasn’t clear why was the unsuspecting creature killed.
2- A Dino time travel to the future and witnessed the act of physical love between two dogs that inspired him to teach his own kind how to hump in this newly discovered position.
Away from all the time paradoxes, nobody can deny the fact that dinos used to hump using the exact same position and if we take a look at the historical timeline it is concluded that dinos did it first thus giving birth to the "Dinosauria mating" commonly known as the "dino style" position.
The phrase "Dragon Style" was created when a scholar couldn't remember the true expression and thus became widely popular among the online community in general specially internet trolls.
Honey, wanna do it dragon style?
Great, These are dragons humping!
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When having sexual intercousre with a girl that has extreme back acne "Doggy Style". By placing a pillow over top of her back to not see the groteque sight is the difference between the two. It was named by the girl looking like a Turtle in the process of intercourse.
Guy 1: Dude you know Debbie? I hit that last night. Turtle Style
Guy 2: Yeah, cool dude. I heard she had bad back achne.
Guy 1: Yeah I put a pillow on it, that stuff was nasty.
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Having sex by penetrating two tightly held together thighs. Usually but not necessarily performed by two homosexual men.
Historians allege that Abraham Lincoln liked it "college style".
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Goonin',take no shit from anybody what so ever,A Dogg but still pullin the ladies
Man i'm turning glenn-style man.
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The ULTIMATE expression. Can be used to describe any event or action or a way something is done. The use of "whale-style" makes any statement sound AMAZING.
"Come on Kathryn! Whale-style it!"
"I'm not just going to eat this sandwich, I'm gonna whale-style it!"
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A female who does not shave or maintain her pubes. The area is left completely unkempt. This is the preferred fashion for moms.
Guy #1-- "I was about to go down on this girl last night, but then I realized she was mom-stylin' (mom style) it. I got the hell out of there!"
Guy #2-- That's foul.
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