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A quick once over of all your online accounts with the possibility of sending people messages. Mostly to make sure you didn't say anything incriminating while intoxicated.
"Let me check Facebook real quick, I have to make a quick morning after review so I know I didn't do anything I'll regret"
Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.
Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.
September 27 is go after Jonny day.
Today you will have to annoy Jonny and tell him he gets 0 Females but everyone has to join in to find him a girl at the end of the day.
(Just a joke)
-Whats Today??
-Todays's National go after Jonny day!
When you are looking up the weather is going to be like in the following days and the weather in 2 days surprises you.
Person a: 'Damn dude, it's going to be extremely cold in 2 days'
Person b: 'Sounds like the movie "the day after tomorrow"'
Person c: 'That's the "the day after tomorrow effect"'
Diarrhea after eating very spicy food. When your asshole is burning because you ate too much of that delicious jalapeños.
Man, I can’t go out right now. I’m having a Mexican after party.
The lingering feeling of substance left on you after contact with a given surface.
"That slime has a weird after feel."
"It felt very strange after I let it go, the after feel is almost slimy."