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San mateo is a city In california near San Fransisco with Pretty unfriendly people but a very interesting history.
Discovered in the 1770's by some spanish dude. There is also a San mateo in Florida.
I was really friendly to people but IO just got San mateo.
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Exclamation overheard from the vents stemming from the bedroom of Soon-Yi and Woody.
"Oooh, papa san!"
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1. A large city in Peurto Rico.
2. A slang term for a homosexual (usually male). Term discovered upon realizing that the popular tourist town of San Juan, Peurto Rico had an unusually high count of gay male residents. Oddly enough, many of them spoke fluent German. In no way is this term derogatory: simply observational
"Siehst du die San Juan"
"What?"
"Did you see the San Juan? who just walked by?"
"You mean the gay guy? Yeah, I saw his boyfriend too."
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City in what is called the Bay Area of Northern California. Approximately 800,000 people made up of mostly white people and Asians. Full of Tech Bros, techies and wannabes, the people judge you based on the neighborhood you live in. Avocado toast is the main stay. Making less than 350k makes you poor.
Amy lives in the outer sunset, omg that’s so not San Francisco .
OMG! Avocado toast is on the menu at the squat and gobble! How San Francisco of them.
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A sexually transmitted disease originating from the sluts in the greater Dirty-Reno Nevada area. Due to the extremely high daily volume of sexual intercourse with Dirty-Reno sluts this disease has been quickly spread around the world.
Symptoms are: thick and painful (sometimes burning) anal leakage, erectile dysfunction, painful urination, abdominal cramping, skin irritation to the genitalia and anal areas including but not limited to open soars, rashes, redness, and swelling. Other symptoms are dizziness and soar throat.
If you believe you have contracted SP see a physician immediately. Thus far there have not been any major advances in finding a cure for SP.
Next time wear a rubber jackass!
When Tony had sex with Joelle the was no surprise when his tiny dick contracted San Pellegrino. Now he has been burning in his nether regions and leaking out the ass for 3 years.
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An okay game. GTA SA would be much better if the missions wernt so annoyin and borin. And also the game gets borin after awhile.
I KNOW IM GONNA GET THUMBS DOWN FO THIS SHIT BUT O WELLIX.
cj- oi motherfucker get me that ho nigga!
sum fat cunt-fo sho!
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