When your male friend has smoother legs than you ..... everyday is leg day
A Portuguese girl/guy that is hotter than the Portuguese sun but not your girlfriend/boyfriend. You already had a lot of fun together but nothing official. You can't stay away but if you get too close, you will get burned.
Did you also see my Portuguese ting at the beach today? I couldn't look away and had to go into the ocean in order to cool down again.
Fat ting is the term used to describe something that is greater in size as compared to something else.
im feeling getting a fat ting tv
a strange catchphrase
or something to say to cure your boredom
(you win the lottery) RINGY TINGY TING TING!!!
(them)wut???
Originally used heavily by afro Caribbean, now used by every wannabe swag hag ghetto dickhead who'll revert back to the Queen's English the minute they get home to mum and dad and forget about dropping their 'r's and bullshitting about what a badman they are.
Crispin: Nah Fam, it's just some ting innit.
Crispins mum: Crispin, stop talking like a dickhead and finish your peas you absolute Muppet.