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A selfish fat girl who no one likes because she’s nasty and greedy as fuck
An unnecessarily complex analogy illustrating the intricacies of solving complex problems.
Trying to figure out Medicare is like a spaghetti onion. It’s when you’re peeling the onion to reveal the spaghetti inside, only to get through all the spaghetti and to reveal more onion.
That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.
"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"
it’s a synonym for std’s (sexual transmitted disease).
Hey guys you know that girl from last night, she gave me the bush onions.
A sarcastic idiom that is used to mock a person or people that think they understand a certain concept.
Person A: Oh I see! So quantum physics is basically advanced physics!
Person B: Ah yes, Ogres Are Onions... It's not.. You.. You can't simplify it that much my dude...
food, or other material, that has an extremely strong odor or flavor of onions.
I can smell that from here! That spinach flatbread is onioneous!
Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen
Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.