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Quiche in the oven

When you don’t want to join someone else’s plan, you use this fake excuse to indicate you don’t want to come. First coined by Craig Brown.

Sorry I can’t come tonight, I’ve got a quiche in the oven.”

by mintyfresh7 March 17, 2024


monkey oven

When something feels really hot. Like REALLY hot.

Gosh Jane it's as hot as a monkey oven today!

by J Bug February 20, 2016


Oven Gremlin

Oh no! It's not in it's natural environment!

Hym "The air is poison to an oven gremlin! Quick! Get it in the gas chamber! (See? This time I'm SAVING the Jew so it's not Anti-Semitic)"

by Hym Iam March 21, 2024


muffin oven

A tanning apparatus for the vagina.

This muffin oven takes me from pastry white to golden brown.

by Colin McDonnell October 2, 2013


Canuck Oven

Where you take a large Bong hit, trap someone under the bed sheets and exhale under the sheet.
Similar to the Dutch Oven.

She normally doesn't smoke, but likes when I give her a Canuck Oven

by Rhyging July 30, 2014


Arizona Dutch Oven

That fuckin steel beam in Blake’s garage he started climbing on for some reason

You see blake climb the Arizona Dutch Oven? Gotta be a V6 at least.

by hustwe January 18, 2023


cunt oven

A Cunt that warms up many of cocks.

Kasey fucks so many dudes she's a cunt oven

by Vapebott December 2, 2016