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smash your panties

Coitus between a male and female when the female is still wearing her panties, and they must be pulled aside for the man's penis to penetrate the vagina.

"Meet me in the back of the library, I'm gonna smash your panties" or "Man, you wouldn't believe it, but I smashed that chick's panties last night" or "I want to fuck you right now bitch. Don't worry about taking your panties off, I'm going to smash them"

by rockin713b November 2, 2008

67πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


panty grasshoppers

Any unusual itchy feeling which may precede the diagnosis of a sexually transmitted disease.

I best get a drs. appointment. It's only been two days since my one night in heaven with that stripper and I already feel panty grasshoppers.

by shead November 12, 2006

2πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


ur auntie a panty

A word so dangerous it was banned by the government. Every time this insult is used a galaxy explodes.

Person 1: β€œur mum gay”
Person 2: β€œur sister a mister”
Person 1: β€œur granny a tranny”
Person 2: β€œI never thought I’d have to use this...”
Person 1: β€œHa ha fool, nothing can beat ur granny a tranny”
Person 2: β€œUr auntie a panty”

*Person 1 gets swallowed into the 8’th dimension as the whole multiverse implodes into a black hole*

by OmeletteBoy March 17, 2018


jumbo panty shrimp

An extremely large clitoris, that extends past the labia by at least 3".

Many people thought Wanda was a tranny, but in reality, she just had a jumbo panty shrimp.

by bob stalkerman December 2, 2013


three panty system

When three lesbians have a love triangle. One should be masculine.

Why Diedra and Susan, would you like to have a lesson in the three panty system in my bedroom? - Jill

by Agnes2010Scottiez April 1, 2010


panties as a coffee filter

expression used when wanting to have a girl stay over and have sex with her.

Tell nevilles assistant I want to use her panties as a coffee filter this weekend.

by Big ram77 September 19, 2017

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Sell my panties

Something that high school girls in Japan do to make quick money or if they ran out of money when they run away.

Girl: If I run out of money when I run away I'll need to sell my panties.

by Kelga August 11, 2006

21πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž