Patch is a super cool guy
“Did you know that patch is kind”
“Yeah he’s so kind tbh so cool”
A patch similar to a pumpkin patch, but instead you place your poogums.
Wanna go to the poogum patch? I just harvested some more poogums I'm planning on going.
a ranga with orange pubes called carrot patch
carrot patch with pumpkin soup shaving red pubes
Somebody that used to be good looking but have final came to recognition that it’s to a end
They finally patched bro he was getting the huzz
Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.
My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.
A woman selling sex or just going out looking for sex.
Are you going out to hack your patch tonight?
An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green
Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”