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Patch

Patch is a super cool guy

“Did you know that patch is kind”

Yeah he’s so kind tbh so cool

by lalalwlwllaa February 29, 2024


Poogum Patch

A patch similar to a pumpkin patch, but instead you place your poogums.

Wanna go to the poogum patch? I just harvested some more poogums I'm planning on going.

by anonymous June 14, 2021


carrot patch with pumpkin soup

a ranga with orange pubes called carrot patch

carrot patch with pumpkin soup shaving red pubes

by Random Rdoxx October 28, 2013


Patch

Somebody that used to be good looking but have final came to recognition that it’s to a end

They finally patched bro he was getting the huzz

by Kj4xxx July 28, 2025


Jimmy's magic patch

Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.

My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.

by animalhairlinejonson September 22, 2021


hack your patch

A woman selling sex or just going out looking for sex.

Are you going out to hack your patch tonight?

by Milf hot wife May 11, 2023


Cabbage patch

An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green

Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”

by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018