/'kabij paCH/
verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.
"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"
"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"
An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green
Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
2 or more guys performing the pumpkin while in adjacent bathroom stalls (see pumpkin)
*while performing a pumpkin* you hear fapping noises in adjacent stalls, one cries out, bro! is this a full on pumpkin patch right now!? Reply back, I think it is! *skeet skeet skeet*
A red-headed person's pubic hair region.
1. "Dude, I just ate that red-head girl out last night, she had a total pumpkin patch!"
2. "Hey girls, I'm getting my pumpkin patch waxed tonight, who wants to come?"
Someone who loves sour patch kids too much.
She sucked me off for a bag of sour patch kids, she a sour patch slut for sure!
when someone has a clump of pubic hair that is a different color than the rest of their pubes
bro, I need to redye my sour patch, I've got a girl coming over.
I saw his sour patch last night