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to misconstrue, to lie
I penguin 5 5 5 5'ed my GF and told her I was going to play basketball, when in fact I was going to the titty bar.
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This is a fairly new term and it works a lot, you lift your body, place your hands under your back as you slide down a water slide, while crossing your legs like normal, and you should archive a good speed (this is the sled style). Then to do the penguin style, just go head first and slide with your feet together and your hands firmly on your body. Simple.
Speed water sliding (penguin style and sled style) can yeet on ur enemy
Basically the goddess of penguins and all things related to penguins.
I'M THE PENGUIN GODDESS
Southern Hemisphere derivatives. Small, Aqautic Bird-fish that spend the majority of their time kickin' wicked front-flips and bangin' it to Bob Marley. Usually found brandishing a pair of fresh dollar-store sunglasses.. which what they don't really be havin' no need to be wearing in the first of place, since winter darkies-time down thur lasts for an unreasonably long-ass thyme.
When speaking: "What ever done happen to those Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie". "
When there is a certain situation or problem and it’s kinda difficult to solve.... or you just see a penguin at your mansion
Billy: “I can’t escaoe this situation!”
Gardener: “oh it’s that silly penguin again”
The style of walk that one performs towards the restroom after sharting in his/her pants.
Check out that chick doing the sketchy penguin! I wonder if she's touching cloth...