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to misconstrue, to lie
I penguin 5 5 5 5'ed my GF and told her I was going to play basketball, when in fact I was going to the titty bar.
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This is a fairly new term and it works a lot, you lift your body, place your hands under your back as you slide down a water slide, while crossing your legs like normal, and you should archive a good speed (this is the sled style). Then to do the penguin style, just go head first and slide with your feet together and your hands firmly on your body. Simple.
Speed water sliding (penguin style and sled style) can yeet on ur enemy
the penguin of the night that everyone hates and loves
I hate Taylor Penguins, but damn she's hilarious
Penguin Fucker: a Norwegian person
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a fucking racist: ew are you a Penguin Fucker
A person who is so dumb that their singnificence is less than the size of a Normal penguin
SHut you up you goddamn midget penguin
1. (noun) A young or newly hatched penguin.
2. (noun) A human female of the noblest order who works both with and for the preservation of various penguin species. The penguin chick is highly resistant to low temperatures. She has a steady foot on icy terrain and, like her penguin charges, the penguin chick is a skillful bobsledder. Her body will display scars and bruising, the result of the flailing beaks and claws of hungry or struggling penguins. The penguin chick wears these marks with honour and dignity, badges of her dedication and selflessness in the face of overwhelming odds in the fight for penguin conservation. Competing human females should exercise caution when engaging a penguin chick in a hostile manner for constant and innumerable penguin flipper slaps have made her impervious to conventional human female hand-to-hand combat techniques. Furthermore, bird droppings and raw fish carcasses are also unlikely to be effective against her in battle. Do not proffer penguin chick a plastic straw or coffee cup under any circumstances. It is generally advisable to avoid conversations about plastic and other petrochemical products if at all possible, especially if she has had a long work day. Be not fooled by a penguin chick because she wears socks embroidered with penguin motifs - the penguin chick is at the core a warrior and highly trained. The penguin chick is an example to us all.
"Damn, that penguin chick delivering the penguin presentation at the aquarium looked smart in that work uniform."
"Check out the penguin chick feeding that gentoo in the penguin enclosure - one day when you are older, son, you too could be like her."
Basically the goddess of penguins and all things related to penguins.
I'M THE PENGUIN GODDESS