when you pay a hooker to perform anal as your mid anus you smack her in the back of the head with a pineapple attached to a lasso then take your money back
me"bro last night i was railing this hookers mud ring and hit her with a pineapple lasso"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"
When you have an orgasm and you crave pineapple while on your period.
Person 1 "Last night i had a pineapple bust!"
Person 2 " so did i !"
It means you're an idiot human being who lives in this lonely place called Earth.
Hey you your a walking pineapple
Gammon. Brexit voter. A white, right wing man with very little hair and an angry pink complexion.
The audience on Newsnight were mainly pineapple warmers.
When you love pineapples but have an irrational fear of having two e's in one word.
Person 1: God, I love pineappls!
Person 2: The fuck's wrong with you? Do you mean pineapples?
Person 1: AAAAH
When someone dislocates your jaw and puts a pineapple down your throat or up your anus
Oh do you like pineappling?~
The practice of inserting preposterously large items, pineapple-sized or larger, into human orifices, namely the vagina or anus.
He pineappled a Nebuchadnezzar with surprising ease; truly, pineappling was his calling.