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On the government dole (tab): on welfare, illegitimate disability, etc.
Connie lied about her MS, and started riding the pineapple.
The act of inserting a coconut oil covered live grenade, with spoon attached, into a person's anus. Either they perform a constant kegel or the grenade is ejected with a wet pop to kill them.
"What happened out there?"
"I don't know, sir. They gave Johnson the old Slippery Pineapple. There was just a loud wet pop and he was gone "
Sexual position where a man lays on his back with an erection, then two midgets, any gender, straddle together over the man. They make out, pour caramel sauce over there heads, while the bottom thrusts his hips up to orgasm between the two midgets.
I tried a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake last night. It was fun, but I needed new sheets, and the midgets used all the hot water…
Something that you can't fathom existing, but you are oddly drawn too
I can't believe Pineapple Fanta exists, it sounds awful, I need to try it.
A blond haired blue eyed bitch whore that sucks a lot of dick. She gets the name from being able to fit a pineapple in her "Susie" (pussy) because she's so stretched out.
That bitch is a real "pineapple Susie"
A famous sex move where you eat a girl’s asshole through a pineapple ring. She places the ring on her openly spread ass and you dive through it with your tongue thus penetrating her butthole.
I took my girl to Hawaii and gave her a pineapple luau on the beach!