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pineapple lasso

when you pay a hooker to perform anal as your mid anus you smack her in the back of the head with a pineapple attached to a lasso then take your money back

me"bro last night i was railing this hookers mud ring and hit her with a pineapple lasso"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"

by squirrel pussy December 7, 2015


Pineapple bust

When you have an orgasm and you crave pineapple while on your period.

Person 1 "Last night i had a pineapple bust!"

Person 2 " so did i !"

by Snicker_bitch April 23, 2017


Walking pineapple

It means you're an idiot human being who lives in this lonely place called Earth.

Hey you your a walking pineapple

by The Lost Mist February 15, 2022


Pineapple warmer

Gammon. Brexit voter. A white, right wing man with very little hair and an angry pink complexion.

The audience on Newsnight were mainly pineapple warmers.

by Mohammered May 26, 2019


Pineappl

When you love pineapples but have an irrational fear of having two e's in one word.

Person 1: God, I love pineappls!
Person 2: The fuck's wrong with you? Do you mean pineapples?
Person 1: AAAAH

by notabearonblacktarheroin February 28, 2021


Pineappling

When someone dislocates your jaw and puts a pineapple down your throat or up your anus

Oh do you like pineappling?~

by Virus0578 October 27, 2021


Pineappling

The practice of inserting preposterously large items, pineapple-sized or larger, into human orifices, namely the vagina or anus.

He pineappled a Nebuchadnezzar with surprising ease; truly, pineappling was his calling.

by SirButtsworth August 4, 2023