The act of inserting a coconut oil covered live grenade, with spoon attached, into a person's anus. Either they perform a constant kegel or the grenade is ejected with a wet pop to kill them.
"What happened out there?"
"I don't know, sir. They gave Johnson the old Slippery Pineapple. There was just a loud wet pop and he was gone "
Sexual position where a man lays on his back with an erection, then two midgets, any gender, straddle together over the man. They make out, pour caramel sauce over there heads, while the bottom thrusts his hips up to orgasm between the two midgets.
I tried a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake last night. It was fun, but I needed new sheets, and the midgets used all the hot water…
When a person has a miniature pineapple shoved in their anus while wearing a german SS uniform screaming NEIN!
I heard jimmy did the german pineapple
On the government dole (tab): on welfare, illegitimate disability, etc.
Connie lied about her MS, and started riding the pineapple.
pineapple mountain cake, a sexual term used when two women hookup after eating cake then proceed to shove the rest of it up inside each other for pleasure.
Hey Steph did you want to come over tonight? I made some pineapple mountain cake and I think you would really like it.
A phrase often used in place of anal sex.
“Hey babe, do you want to come over for pizza with pineapple?”
an edible ascidian usually consumed in the Korean penninsula. They live in shallow waters, commonly attached to any surface like socks and artificial structures.
"So I was diving about, and I say a sea pineapple attached to this boat."