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Defined as a young woman who employs sexual promiscuity with the aim of acquiring free pizza from pursuing males.
"Hey Dave, How did Jeremy end up getting with Veronica?"
"Veronica? I heard she is a pizza hooker"
A person who often enjoys having large meals of pizza, but feels dirty about afterwards. Indicated by breadcrumbs and oily tomato stains on shirt and lap.
Person 1: yo look at that pizza slut right there
Person 2: damn she got breadcrumbs all over her shirt and lap
Cashew Pizza
It is a pizza that has Cashews in it. It is the best type of pizza in the whole entire world. Any pizza can become a cashew pizza. All one has to do is to sprinkle cashews and a bit of virgin blood of young North Korean girls or preferably your mom's blood. Once a year, a man of high importance like a world leader has to secretly shove TWO cashew pizzas. One down his throat and one up to his rectum. Then the pizzas would be removed surgically after 2 hours and be offered to the pizza gods. Without this pizza or the ritual, the world will end as we know it.
There is a secret cult of the Cashew Pizza.
The cult's name is: The cult of Cashew Pizzas
To become a member, one has to donate their soul to Bill Gates or any other rich man. Like an oil tycoon.
Then, once you have been given clearance and approval, you will eat cashew pizzas for the rest of your existence and will constantly whip yourself on the streets to show your devotion to the pizza gods. As a member, your ultimate goal is to seduce 72 virgins and extract their pussy juice and blood. Then you have to offer it to the Pizza gods. Once this step has been completed, you will receive eternal life and will have the power to become a powerful leader of a country you so desire. A prime member is Vladamir Putin, ever notice how he barely seems to age? That's because he is a follower of the cashew pizza cult.
I will ritualistically sacrifice my soul for THE chance to be a member of the Cashew Pizza cult.
When you've just finished a slice of pizza and give your boyfriend a handjob using the pizza grease on your hands.
Hey baby, I just finished some dominos, come in here and get a pizza greaser.
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Get to Happy's Pizza for 5 summer sizzlers, each just $9.99! Two Jumbo Shrimp dinners! Two Happy Wings dinners! Two pizzas! A whole slab of ribs or two rib tips dinners! Your choice, just $9.99! HAPPY'S PIZZA LOST THEY MIND!
Pizza without any wires attached, so you can have it on the go. See also Boneless Pizza.
Guy 1: Damn u got pizza?!
Guy 2: Yeah, and it’s that new wireless pizza too.
Guy 1: Wow what’s that taste like?
Guy 2: It tastes like pizza.
The act of rolling a full pizza pie into a burrito, pounding one end into the table, and then consuming it as a burrito (This must be done by a single individual for it to be considered a proper shotgun).
Omg! He just finished Shotgunning a Pizza
We are planning on drinking some beers and shotgunning a pizza on Friday, wanna join?