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not want to get involved with something, often used as a warning.
If I were you, I would not touch it with a ten foot pole.
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Something that I wouldn't touch The Grinch with.
I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole.
A Love Pole Which Is A Dick That Is Sticky From Have A Orgasmic Discharge There Fore It Is A Sticky Love Pole Girls Can Suck The Stickyness Off It If They Wish Too
God Last Night I Was Sucking A Guy And They Had A Very Sticky Love Pole It Was So Sticky That It Stuck The Stickyness To A Stick
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A school full of fake skets. Too many Snakes 🐍 roaming through the halls. This school is like a zoo like why pay to go visit London zoo when you can see people in cp for free? Most of the girls have been baited out. 99% of the boys r ugly asf. Everyone’s a nitty. Most of these teachers can’t even teach bro. They get paid to give detentions. They shove homework down your throat and the things they teach in class are never in the exams. To sum it up , this school is a fucking joke.
Student 1: I hate cardinal pole catholic school!!
Student 2: Agreed
Teacher: *hears conversation*
Teacher: You are both excluded for 2 weeks!
Students: WTF!
Name given to Bugs Bunny by Yosemite Sam
Yosemite Sam: Come here ya lop-eared pole cat!
Bugs Bunny: get bent, you sawed off bulbous nosed ginger and lick the under side of my fur covered taint while your at it...fucker!
Stick it up your ass for the time if your life
7 foot Metal poles solve all my problems
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Offering a woman other options -- any options -- to secure her financial livelihood rather than resorting to working as a stripper, or other acts of desperation in the sex industry (prostitution, relying on a Sugar Daddy, working in porno, posing as a nude model)
I gave the girl a job cleaning my house...anything to keep her off the pole!
After my favorite ho' went to rehab and got clean, I had to help find the girl some work -- anything to keep her off the pole!
REFERENCE IN CONTEMPORARY CULTURE --
Chris Rock has a comedy routine in which he says:
"if your daughters a stripper, you fucked up." and he adds in reference to his own baby daughter, "my only goal in life is to keep her off the pole!" Check it on YouTube
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