Grabbing a recipient by their hair and jabbing your dick in their face, causing a black eye.
Johnson is sporting a shiner at the front door, her got Dick Punched by ay men.
A game that was played on long road trips. To pass time while stuck in a vehicle, passengers would scan the highway, streets or roads in search of a Volkswagen Beetle. Also known as a bug. The moment that you see one you point it out and punch the other passengers while saying "Punch a Bug". The object is to find the Bug before everyone else do you can punch others and avoid being punched yourself. This game is similar to "Out of State License Plate".
Group of friends taking a long car ride some where....
Friend 1 " Punch a Bug!!"
Friend 2 and Friend driving " Hey what the hell man why u hitting us? "
Friend 1 " ha ha, i saw it first! look theres a yellow Bug in the other lane."
Friend 2 "oh you wanna play Punch a Bug? Well its on now! "
Friend driving,"you both are going to lose cuz I can see from my rearview mirriors"
He was face down in the stall, punching the squirrel
Did you go base by base or just punch the pitcher to save time?
When the Canadian King sees someone threatening his little alpha cutie.
Person 1: Hey you get lost!
Person 2: Hey don’t talk to alpha like that. “Baddie”
Person 1: Whatcha gonna do about it?
Person 2: This! *Punches to Ground* “Baddie”
When a male and female are having sexual intercourse, and the penis slips out of the vagina and penetrates her asshole, the male's Punched Humphrey (Humphrey is a term for shit).
I was having sex last night and accidentally Punched Humphrey! Needless to say, she was feeling pretty sorry for herself.
the act of sneaking up behind a man dropping to your knees and uppercutting him in the back regrion of his nut sac, at the same time yelling "GRUNDEL"!
"GRUNDEL Punch!!!!"
(poor soul)- "what the...." drops to floor