Purple Rohan

Essentially a purple nerple, but with the power of the kingdom of Rohan from the lord of the rings. A lethal nerple indeed.

The other day I was just hanging out and Matt cane up and gave me a Purple Rohan.

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Purple Slurpee

When one's sexual partner, before orgasm, squeezes one's testicles until they turn purple. Then the partner proceeds to drink the semen from the pained penis.

Oh, I'm gonna cum! Give me a Purple Slurpee! (Squeeze) Eugh! (Slurp)

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purple stack

A stack or wad of 500 euro notes.

It's called a purple stack because the 500 euro note is purple. 500 euro notes are the most widely available high-denomination currency, worth about 6-7 times a 100 USD note. This enables one to carry a lot of money in a very small volume.

Muhammad got caught flying out of Madrid with a million euro in purple stacks.

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Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Santa

Only around Christmas, it's when you have butt sex w someone and it's so rough and tight that when you pull out your dick it is purple and covered in white and red shit!!! Merry Christmas

When my wife asked me if I was naughty or nice, I suggested a Purple Santa. She smiled, but I still got served with divorce papers. Merry Christmas!!!

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purple muffin

A slang for ass-turtle or crump-stick

Shut up John your such a purple muffin!

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Purple Monkey

Code word for a hot chick.

Dude 1: "Check that out; totally a purple monkey."

Dude 2: "Yeah man, I'd hit that."

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