im searching random thing on urban dictionary cuz im bored

fair enough. Keep going

"oh I wonder what would happen if i search for exactly what i'm doing. hmmm, like 'im searching random thing on urban dictionary cuz im bored', oh wait there is actually a definition.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

This is the automated message that Omegle gives you when chatting with a stranger on their website. It is not sent by the other person. it is an informational phrase and is only to let you know that that person was chosen randomly and you will not know who they are because they are a stranger.

Sir: I think I'm going to go on Omegle!

*opens up omegle*

*reads automated message*

Omegle: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

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why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life?

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.

*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

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RANDOMIZATION RISIBLE

UNSTOPPABLE.

ACT OF GOD covered by the TAKAFUL AND RETAKAFUL policies.

NOBODY on this planet knew what hit them whe from the FIRE ANTS GHOST ignited at way unforeseen and even TAKAFUL AND RETAKAFUL IS HELPLESS.

And not THIS KISS AND not VIRGIN HOTELS wall plate but a TESLA that breaks their speed channel and RUNS right into the BOLLARDS AND EXPLODES into a NON TAKAFUL RANDOMIZATION RISIBLE manner as nobody can stop the BORING MISTAKE in their seismic underestimation tunneling.

Remember this GENTING GROUP stuff is MALAYSIAN-INDONESIAN-SINGAPOREAN business and ALLAH cannot be touched by RANDOMIZATION RISIBLE by any NON KORAN ENTITY especially if it is TAKAFUL TESTING again.

The FIRE ANTS RIMJOB PARTY solidified the plans of a RANDOMIZATION RISIBLE to converge over the entire SPECTRUM OF the FIRE ANTS GHOST INTERRST.

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