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if it exists there is porn of it
lego men raping oranges.
computer putting its "plug" into a laptops "usb"
that is rule 34
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Rule 34 is an internet rule that basically means if it exists, porn or anything connected to porn about it will exist
My childhood was smashed before my eyes when i saw spondebob rule 34'd. Why god, why?
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If you draw the last pint of beer from the keg then you are responsible for getting said keg refilled.
You know the rules. Rule 8 is: you kill the keg, you fill the keg.
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Treat others the way you would like to be treated.
Sarah gave me a Reese Peanut Butter Cup. According to the Golden Rule I should repay such kindness.
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Never spill a Marine's coffee if you want to live.
(Originated from S.A. Gibbs' incomplete, unwritten list of rules, per NCIS)
*Agent drops coffe, entire department ducks under desks*
NEW AGENT: What?
OLD AGENT: Rule 23, you idiot!
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Anything, at any time in the history of the world that has any significance toward the general population of the world, CAN AND WILL have at least one (1) conspiracy theory to go with it.
Normal guy- Did you hear they finally killed Osama Bin Laden?
Conspiracy Theorist- No man, they're just telling us that through the media that's run by the NWO. They really captured him and are keeping him in a prison cell in the underground bunker of the White House where they keep Elvis, Jim Morrison, Saddam Hussein, and the reanimated corpse of Ronald Reagan who "really" gives all the orders to the current president in coded messages through his Alpha-Bits cereal every morning. Use your head, man. Think all the time, don't let THEM catch you unaware or they'll implant a chip in your brain and have complete control of you, man. *adjusts tin foil helmet and mumbles under their breath..."THEY ain't getting into my head,man."*
Normal Guy- I knew rule 751 would come into play pretty quick with this.
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