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In New Orleans, "the Russian whore" is slang for Hurricane Katrina.
I lived in Lakeview until the Russian whore destroyed my house.
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When you are having anal sex and your partner farts as you ejaculate causing a blast off experience!!!
Melissa: Danm girl!! what happened to your head???
Destinee: Well, Mark was giving it to me saucy last night and by saucy i mean I ate a hefty meal at applebees.
Melissa: eww girl, thats disgusting I haven't eaten there since I got my penis removed!! but go on.....
Destinee: Anyway weirdo!! I butt-trumpeted real hard right as he came and I blasted off hitting my head on the ceiling!!!
Melissa: Danm girl, you know eating at applebees is correlated to a higher potential of the Russian Rocket.
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it's when you crack an egg into a woman's vagina then fuck her
i gave some Russian girl a Russian omelet
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when you are a doing a chick at the top of the stairs, you kick her legs out and ride her down.
Yo man, i totally gave that chick a russian tobaggan. Now i need new steps
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To moon someone and spread your ass as you do so so they see your "redeye."
I gave those dumb sluts the russian redeye as I drove by in my car.
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when you give a guy a rimjob and a handjob at the same time
I gave Karl Malone a Russian trombone last night!!!
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When you take a shit and are out of toilet paper so you have to stand in the shower and let the running water clean out your ass crack.
Guy 1: Where's your toilet paper?
Guy 2: We're out. You're going to need to take a Russian Shower.
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