Salti Mati is Is a term to describe a character who always seems to get constantly disrespected Like. Salti Mati could have a way to make a car fly but nobody would care because you know. Fuck that guy. But if somebody else would say it then it would be a game changer. Salti Mati is also a small lad. So if he would go to a drive through They would give him a complementary Happy meal with a juice box and a toy. Along side with his purchased junior kids burger and small drink. He’s also 18. Every time him and some buddies would go to a restaurant the host would often ask his buddies for a high chair for the little one. Even in school. Everybody can be standing. Salti Mati would be told to go to his seat and be reminded that it is not social hour. While everybody else gets to stand moral of the story is. Salti Mati is very disrespected
Your get so much disrespect like. Salti Mati
The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.
Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...
The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.
Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...
The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.
Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...
A person who won't admit to being salty or angry at every situation. Possibly plays Mario in Smash Bros.
Dan: What was with that guy's outburst at the bar earlier today?
George: I'm not sure, but it seems to be he was being a salty sem.
When you're doing doggy and about to cum, slap their ass until it's red, then cum on it.
I tried a salty tomatoe on my girl last night, and she was pissed but it was worth it.
the act of ones penis going into a yaks anus, while haveing oral sex with a manbearpig, and haveing both you. the yak,and the man bear pig fly up into the sky while fucking. like Pegasus with wings.
dudet1. "yo man i tottaly gave that kellsie kimerly a salty splatune.
dudet2. no way man nice, ill try a anal ballon on her for sure!