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Mooning, intentional or otherwise
When the bagpiper's skirt blew up, I could see his open seating.
A man who is a whore and is available to all who try
“What’s up with chad?”
“Oh, he’s become the town bike seat at this point”
“Tough break”
When you have tickets to a game in the nosebleeds, but they're really far from the court/field high up in the stadium, which is why they're called Jesus seats since you're so high up you can see Jesus.
Guy 1: I got tickets to the game!
Guy 2: Where are they? They better not be Jesus seats.
A very hairy ass.
Dude has so much butt furr,he carries around his own padded toilet seat!
The middle seat for the backseat passenger that no one wants to sit in was referred to aff I’m sorry,sectionals as the “sissy seat”. Whenever we would take a trip back in the 60s and 70s everyone wanted a window seat. Usually, three people could sit in backseat. Everyone would claim a window and the one who did not set in the “sissy seat”.
“I’m sitting by the window, I’m not sitting in the sissy seat.“
In a forced sexual encounter between two males where one male tries to penetrate the other male but the second male poops out the first male's penis with enough force to make a sound and create a moment of surprise giving the second man a chance to escape.
When they come for you bro, just hunker down make sure there are no snags and hit the Apollo Ejection Seat
What do you call someone who says quiet in the cheap seats
Insulted being called the cheap seats