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When an old bearded man raw dogs a little person.
Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over the place.
When you nut in a blue condom and it turns inside out when you're taking it off.
Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over you.
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An outdoor circle jerk and flies land in the jizz.
Sorry flies. I sloppy smurfed all over you.
When you are banging the ex of a friend, as you do, and said friend walks in on you two going at it, with the intention of making things right with their ex, and as soon as they make eye contact with you, you freeze, wide-eyed.
Friend 1: Yeah, so I hooked up with Sarah last night, and we were having a good time, but Jack suddenly walked in on us.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: I totally sloppy deered, dude.
a women/ girl who is giving a sloppy blowjob then out of the blue bites on the mans penis
friend 1; yeah man she basically bit my dick off
friend 2; ahh so she is a sloppy biter
If you're tongue is long enough, you'll probably be able to perform this act of autocunnilingus. You lick your own clit with your tungue without bending over.
Gimme a sec, gotta get in a good ol' sloppy froppy.
The act of getting a command spell tattooed on your penis then casting a level 69 hardening curse on it until your balls split into swords and you fuck every girl around you senseless.
Shirou: I am the bone of my sword.
Gilgamesh: That mongrel is going to give those women Sloppy Shirous!