classy smashed

the state of being mildly intoxicated by wine or champagne

the state of intoxication preceding being smassy clashed

the type of intoxication that occurs at a formal event

the type of intoxication that occurs whenever wine or champagne is consumed.

After a few glasses of wine, the maid of honor found herself classy smashed and in good spirits

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Smash Box

To go hard at the terrain park, ie: boxes and rails while skiing or snowboarding.

Whoa did you see that guy smash box?

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Smash Talk

To talk trash while playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Mike was talkin some mad Smash talk the other day

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smashed potato

It is when two people that are mentally disabled have hardcore sex.

Catie and Steven were both retarded, and fucked so there smashed potato

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smashed pangler

a dick wider than it is long

josh orr has a smashed pangler

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Smash Testicle

The everlasting glowing sphere of fiery power that can sometimes be sequestered from a crate, barrel or will occasionally burst from the womb of the universe. Some go there whole lives without ever seeing the elusive bright shine that can drive even the most lowly knave to supreme glory. Its origins date back to ancient times, (Jan 31 2008). Its raw energy derived from the NUTSACK OF CHUCK NORRIS, shooting from his throbbing urethra, the energy shot forth into the bowels of the universe's cunthole. It gestated for countless millenia waiting for the opportune moment to blast through and reveal its supreme power in a display of unparalleled awesomeness. Gaining the power of the deceptive orb requires cunning, skill, stamina, endurance, luck and pure testosterone. It may last only for a moment, but for that brief instant... you are god.

Nadsack: no... dont get it...

Dude: Im gonna get it!!! IM gonna get the smash testicle!!!!!!!

Nadsack: NOOoOOo!!!

Dude: YES! I GOT IT!

Nadsack: *blown away in blinding light AAAUAHAUAGAHAAGH!!!!

Dude:....I love this game.

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sophomore smash

Shoving, pushing, tripping, etc. a sophomore into a locker or down the steps for own personal amusement. Also used as a game for juniors as seniors.

Now that we are juniors we can participate in sophomore smash.

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