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When you hang a woman upside down, place a funnel in her cooch, place strawberry milk, a detached minkβs penis, and a few scoops of shit down inside, flex seal her cooch shut, let the contents sit for three months, and enjoy the meal! It is crucial that kenny gβs song, baby G be playing while the meal is eaten.
A: How did you get 30 days in prison?
B: I preformed a Tunisian snack break on a minor.
A: Understandable.
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Shit comes in all shapes and sizes, and when one takes a shit and the shit comes out in little pieces, those are called Chocolate Fruit Snacks.
"Holy Fuck, I was constipated and all that came out was some Chocolate Fruit Snacks."
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The thought of wanting to eat a girl out or take them back to your place and have some fun.
Damn, that girl is lookin like a snack Iβd like to take her back to my place and mess her up
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what this phrase means is that when you fine someone that you wish to mate with you have to be upfront with them and say that they are lookin' like a snack to show that you have feelings for them
adolf said, "Yo dawg, you be lookin' like a snack." To which Eva Braun said, "Oh mine, he's a keeper."
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a guy cums in a girls mouth till it's full like a snack pack and then when she trys to talk she sounds like a German
She just had a German Snack Pack
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when you wake up hungry in the middle of the nite and u
mistakenly pull down your girls pants and you start eating out her vaginaβ¦
vagina snack-cident
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A myth in southwestern ohio of July 30,2006.People in the area reported seeing naked aliens frying on acid.The story goes about a 20-year old girl who got abducted,anal probed,and gang banged by aliens.She was forced against her will to learn to suck dick.Her teacher was Sanjaya Malakar.
Murph: I seen american idol on tv last night.
Ed: Me too, sanjaya malakar was suckin ryan seacrest dick.
Murph: Have you heard of the ohio crack snack?
Ed: Yeah sanjaya is a flaming faggot.
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