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A spit baby is woman who loves to spit on a blokes cock and balls when she's giving him a blow job. The reason she does this is to keep things well lubed. It also helps to prevent the inside of his foreskin from getting too sore.
I went out with a girl the other night who gave me a fantastic blow job, she was a real spit baby.
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The act of fellatio whereby the male inserts his penis into his partner's whole in their neck created from a tracheotomy and the head of the penis visibly protrudes out his partner's mouth and, at climax, ejaculates onto the male's torso, similar to the alien on Segourny Weaver in the Aliens movies.
After forty years of smoking, my wife had cancer of the larynx, but fortunately now, her surgery hole allows me to perform a Spitting Alien.
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A Spit-Roast Royale is a sex act where one guy gets spit-roasted while he jacks off -- ideal if all the dudes have cumgasms at the same time.
One of my all-time favorite things to is to get a Spit-Roast Royale and have all of us cum at the same time!
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The act of spiting in someones ass hole then the other person deficits into a cup and drinking it then swapping it in the others mouth as a sexual act.
she a kinky bitch she did the Carolina spit wad with Tristan.
A person who hates and ignores for no reason.
Peter: Clara!! Why you did not bother Shawn when you passed through?
Clara: Dude, I have Zero Hatred Spit on him as he proposed me on my birthday.
Lead additive used extensively, almost comically, in protective coatings and plastics that would usually not require the addition of Lead.
Commonly found on: Childrens toys, flip flops, dishes and utensils, appliances, power tools, clothing, cosmetics, and nearly anything from Walmart. Often used in conjunction with Chinesium and Chinese Aluminium.
*Nightly news* Is your home a toxic wasteland? Investigation tonight, finds high concentrations of Lead in Chinese manufactured products like baby formula and picture frames...
Me: Hmmm, gave it the ol' Chinese spit shine