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The insertion of a wetted finger into another person's ear.
I was confused and amused when Chantal put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrel's penis.'
Being totally and completely distractible, unable to pay attention. Similar to Dug the dog in the Pixar film Up.
I've got buckle down and finish this spreadsheet for the meeting this afternoo... OH LOOK, A BUTTERFLY! No, I must concentrate, this is very import...SUDDEN URGE TO CHECK CELL PHONE. Darn it, I'm so full of squirrels today I just can't focus!
The adorable little critters you see running around on moderate to high doses of Diphenhydramine.
Dude1: Since we left taco bell, i saw like, five indit squirrels!
dude2: mskdefhdb
Dude1: yeah, i know.
an annoying little american bastard who lives in our trees.(BEN WARD)
grey squirrel
A quick jerk off sesh when you are in a hurry.
John: “yo man let’s go to the club, I’ll pick you up in five”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”
To get extremely intoxicated
Last night Chad got squirreled up after he drank 25 beers.
A condition you get when you have licked a pussy for so long that your neck cramps up and you can’t move your head down so it resembles a person hunting squirrels
Dude I went down on that chick for so long that my tongue went numb and I got Squirrel Neck.