squirrel pecker

Verb. Forcing Data into crazy situations. Like a squirrel jams nuts into places they should not fit.

"How are we going to get all this customer data into Salesforce?"

- "Don't worry dude - I will just Squirrel Pecker it!"

squirrel pie

a crazy wrestling coach says this when a wrestler is a dipshit.

well hey dipshit do the fucking move

or well son you look like a dip shit

hey squirrel pie

Squirrel Jerk

A quick jerk off sesh when you are in a hurry.

John: “yo man let’s go to the club, I’ll pick you up in five”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”

Squirreled up

To get extremely intoxicated

Last night Chad got squirreled up after he drank 25 beers.

nutty-squirrel

🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey".

It's when you fist bump your unicorn's crotch, to show appreciation for their existence!

I gave her the nutty-squirrel 🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey" as I proceeded to tap her patch.

I'll give her the nutty-squirrel in lieu of the temptations!

Squirrel Neck

A condition you get when you have licked a pussy for so long that your neck cramps up and you can’t move your head down so it resembles a person hunting squirrels

Dude I went down on that chick for so long that my tongue went numb and I got Squirrel Neck.

grey squirrel

an annoying little american bastard who lives in our trees.(BEN WARD)

grey squirrel